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magic potato carpet

by Rushad Eggleston

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1.
“come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gaté come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gate” come prevent evil from scoring by mentaling up a j’wall it isn’t made of analysis bricks it’s just made out of balls “what kind of balls?” -balls of g’snurpital attitude orbiting lightning beams fluffy erratic ecstatic mechanical building of dreams “come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gaté come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gate” what’s the best way to defend? it’s an offense that never relents it’s like a hydro benydrical blastegy watery fence “how do you make the fence?” -first set in motion an ocean of spiraling unicorn cats then all the evil that’s trying to score’ll get waylaid by that “come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gaté come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gate” summon a serpent of seven who summons a sloth feed him a prumpegy turnip-abundancy broth power a nippery nebula made out of thoughts watch it be stronger than anything you could’ve bought “come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gaté come defend the snithiantimbras come and defend the gate” go make a fence out of glittery guitary strings then when it’s blocking a shot it melodically rings also the glitter bevibrates a flickery dance: that’s using evil to power your purple electrical pegasus pants you defended the snithiantimbras you defended the gaté you defended the snithiantimbras you defended the gate you befriended the snithiantimbras you befriended the gaté now you’re friends with the snithiantimbras now you’re friends with the gate
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cloudpart 00:22
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snill, snill the ninterfow summon, summon the wintercow moooo, mooo m’thnuutherluu blixxt, blixxt m’thisterlow lorfa torfa in the grunterpow: yellow rock blurk climbing up the nazrok towwr harvesting the sky spark powwr nowwr its time to ride wind to the circus of snind grrowwr, growr m’thnitherload byarrr, byarrr f’moastigrow pirates, pirates remind you to call call Jeff Unterwahl 60 times until you can crawl in the lime to safety— a bright green world watching the citrus curl baneega!
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brownsun 01:30
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portato 03:45
foma-gick muto jiblés foma-gick muto juntés foma-gick ippi piblés foma-gick t’goww nurragick nurranantés nurragick nurrabantés nurragick ibbeswantés nurra gick t’goww dressed like a fluffy space-clown ride upon a pile of hashbrowns magic carpet in the browntown Zibblenox fmummetch up a raggy rocket sky potato in the docket keep another in your pocket for nibbling on put him in a pippi pastra he’s the one of murra thastra take him on a nubbajoantés nibblonounce jounce flyin in a new zucchini’s funner than a lamborghini time to take another cruise with the gourd lord, Bjord foma-gick muto jiblés foma-gick muto juntés foma-gick ippi piblés foma-gick t’goww nurragick nurranantés nurragick nurrabantés nurragick ibbeswantés nurra gick t’goww dressed like a fluffy space-clown ride upon a pile of hashbrowns magic carpet in the browntown: Zibblenox fmummetch up a raggy rocket sky potato in the docket keep another in your pocket for nibbling on when you reach orion’s nexus porridge make’s a hearty breakfast cross another off the checklist: space oats fetch King Ippebobner take him to the glippy globner and the corn on the cobner 9 miles high foma-gick muto jiblés foma-gick muto juntés foma-gick ippi piblés foma-gickety goww nurragick nurranantés nurragick nurrabantés nurragick ibbeswantés nurragickety goww dressed like a fluffy space-clown ride upon a pile of hashbrowns magic carpet in the browntown: Zibblenox fmummetch up a raggy rocket sky potato in the docket keep another in your pocket for nibbling on merrylox ibbepistrés there-a-fox iguanistés orbilox muugithuukwés ibbeneed d’thusk touch upon the burnt fwéños it’s a battle in your braiños that’s how aliens explaiñosed being not from earth potatoes are portals potatoes are portals potatoes should be called: ‘portatoes’ flying a portato to the stars and drinking the rainbow starlight forever meeting the cosmic bunny of egypt holding its hand and bouncing to neptune (2x)
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blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around in a pikto-wind gonna take it for a spin oh yeah feelin like a pile of pink leaves leavin one by one one by one they leave off and do a spinny dance blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around orange and the grey in a nuustra-day gotta move it all around sometimes old newspaper on the sidewalk comes to life as it comes to life words fly off the page into the sky settin up a chair on a beanstalk there gonna wait til the wind comes back floatin to the top where the crows live it all turns black all turns black like ashes from heaven’s fireplace blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around floatin in a haze through a thick fog daze gonna try to make a blast on through shootin through a hole where the whole world turns bright blue turns bright blue with towers and spyres of white light blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around blowin all around, blowin around
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well, i saw bob & bob saw jeff & jeff saw mike & mike saw steve & steve told anne that he loves dan but hid his feelings up his sleeve oh no well, i saw greg & greg saw tom & tom saw mark & mark saw bill & bill told meg that he lays eggs & hatched em in the old saw mill oh no well i saw dan & dan saw tim & tim saw kris & kris saw fred & fred told kim to walk with him cuz he had lizards in his head oh no well i saw ned & ned saw dave & dave saw joe & joe saw bert & bert told joe to rosin his bow cuz now’s a good time to play cello yeah well i saw them & them saw them & them saw them & them saw them & they told them that they were them & them told them that that was that oh yeah
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mars gtrs 01:10
today will be a great day i’ll make people on the moon say: ‘that guy, he’s really doing something— we can see it from the moon!’ ‘it looks like a rainbow spark lighting up the sky in the dark like i said we can see it from the moon he’ll be landing here soon’ today will be a party cuz we’re startin with a melody so bring forth the magic carpet and i’ll fly it out to mars i’ll make many martian friends i’ll bring snacks and songs for them then they’ll play their mars guitars faster than you could dream of
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let the feathered fowgetch ring it opens the door to other things resonance of sweet delight scorching through the stumtos watch the ostrich antelope bounce across the golden rope prancing out a melody blasting through the heavens calculate the glee equation multiply by pink vibration fluffy stumper dusking forth a rainbow starry hillside spirit wash of soaperfection throwing wind a ball of caution wind makes a whooshing catch and scores another touchdown let the feathered fowgetch ring it opens the door to other things resonance of sweet delight scorching through the stumtos watch the ostrich antelope bounce across the golden rope prancing out a melody blasting through the heavens filaments of vibrancy crossing the ionic sea pegasus comes out to make an opposite oasis horsey island in the clouds founded by McMoukrilowg donkey-mayor of the stars ectagus and horse-clops let the feathered fowgetch ring it opens the door to other things resonance of sweet delight scorching through the stumtos watch the ostrich antelope bounce across the golden rope prancing out a melody blasting through the heavens mooing through the black abyss cowing out to daedalus fire-eagle of the north captains a potato starchy spaceship takes its very first trip with a zebra paint exterior to skipple off the star waves ecto-god morphing free far as lightning’s eye can see saturn putting makeup on and doing hula-hooping let the feathered fowgetch ring it opens the door to other things resonance of sweet delight scorching through the stumtos watch the ostrich antelope bounce across the golden rope prancing out a melody blasting through the heavens landing on a muffin yay, edible planet it’s time to get the shovel out and let the fun begin
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cowfish 01:47
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pinitoka 03:50
i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra krummetch up a nubi snen in a vol polageest turn on a gippy gen to a smel jelobeest kry duma se-sesswees of a murramentos shove it in a tucky puddle with a nippy nentos i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra larjipan muffo man ipi tipi tuppo tan tiguilark ibibark nubi subi septilark gumi na uddy da ubi duga legolox piji fa niji na nagera duntodox i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra pelopippi nipenuberide on a limotyde nubble up a fazebucky on a glimernimernide boazjark a felsnethagree nupi duppi day hezbark a doubledoathinark a laro miskromé i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra smy on a gry chy with a pair o’bubbenix nurranix ibi duradix enno krenofaw mexilaw hel snabby tabby on a welogox fox box of a ribby rox klun junnobunnoraw i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra ah ah uti guti gé pan sanema turalix up a burebixx ena shezzoha fy fy uuga thuck-thyse irigendoborn uufi tha mini grinse-pa ufi jussojorn i got a pinitoka on my bibloka i got a foiben snoika on my b’gloika i wanna say g’nicktos in a b’bicktos i wanna fuppa nistra on a m’mistra
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lummy lummy 02:39
lummy lummy lummy lummy larlox pentagrew lummy lummy lummy lummy kathmoont pepperpae lummy lummy lummy lummy vyskoath veggulade lummy lumm lummenum nemmo gippi gippi gippy gippy galgox porcupine gippi gippi gippy gippy forsoath fagulon gippi gippi gippy gippy billamoont buxtron gipigip gipinip neppo gl’nippo, gl’neppo, a fwarskoath arisuuq jimmo, j’nammo, j’quackulon’s kwow bl’doaka, tutoaka t’nipsonna noaka irrirych glendomír sturraburk stowgetch irrirych glendomír sturganurk’s fow (repeat) sturganurk’s fow is a nunto junto plu-plox the waskoath blurganon blade blimmenick nuuzrak a funto dunto screw in the tarragon lamp in the shade
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robots 01:49
robots…. robots robots…. robots robots mowin your lawn robots makin you food robots drivin your car robots callin you dude robots washin your car robots never being rude robots robots…. robots robots wakin you up robots washin your hair robots refillin your cup robots walkin your dog robots washin your cat robots locating your hat robots robots letting you: go on vacation and make lovely impressionist paintings and write sentimental poems and compose a bunch of happy songs about robots robots (etc) “and now, with rabbits!” rabbits…. rabbits rabbits mowin your lawn rabbits makin you food rabbits drivin your car rabbits callin you dude rabbits washin your car rabbits never bein rude rabbits (happy bunnies in the morning with a little bit o’ shacky and a wacky on a oon thacky I. A.)
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slivvurrr 02:48
good fishy punterwixx living in the glunterbixx building up a fishy house inside a cactus climbing up the colormaze in iridescent waterways swimming in a star-shaped 7-point turn he floats by the mossyball, it’s another green world rollin to a thunderplace known from the past ruins of persepolis, atlantis, egyptus finding pellets everywhere- satan’s food eating satan’s foooouwd slivvurrr is a fighting fish, fighting his own reflection doesn’t that sound like something humans do? slivvurrr is a mighty beast, spreading his wings like a dragon hawk ruling the ancient kingdom of b’nictos tucked in a rock cave, when will the eel come to bring forth the news of the octopus meeting time to rebel against all of existence even the intruder in the mirror: ‘who are you?!’ float to the top for a fresh air puff it was rough douwn there being jostled by the waves one day he’ll find a pumpkin house he can ride it to poseidon’s lair and demand a castle ‘i demand a castle!!’ slivvurrr is a fighting fish, fighting his own reflection doesn’t that sound like something humans do? slivvurrr is a mighty beast, spreading his wings like a dragon hawk ruling the ancient kingdom of b’nictos good fishy bintergow lurking in the corner waiting for a new sky-pellet to fall he dives like a falcon slicin through the watersky chasin down a fiery asteroid giant fishy bintergow munchin on a meteor sky-snack snatched before it hit the ground round salty flight-food whizzing through the nurpitude happy fish bintergow does a fishy dance he does a fishy daaaance slivvurrr is a fighting fish, fighting his own reflection doesn’t that sound like something humans do? slivvurrr is a mighty beast, spreading his wings like a dragon hawk ruling the ancient kingdom of b’nictos
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beans n bats 02:45
hitsniverlell del beans-beans hitsniverlell del beans hitsniverlell del beans-beans hitsniverlell del beans poisoned by the sun is it all coming undone i’m hangin by a thread like a bat who forgot it could fly but then it remembered and it felt so high flyin like a spaz-bird, listenin to the wind’s words knowin where the mist gets dry duckin under sound-waves, listenin for the round waves tellin me there’s fruit nearby— or at least beans hitsniverlell del beans-beans hitsniverlell del beans hitsniverlell del beans-beans hitsniverlell del beans beans n bats n beans n bats n beans n bats n beans n bats n beans n bats n beans n bats n beans ibbenantés (2x) dust drifts in through a halo hole deep in the cave of the bat-faced trolls: batmarmithagon, batplarsinigué, batnarnisticue, and the french one bathos on the wind came a drifting tone bearing the news of a vacant throne batmarmithagon will soon become the new bat-king zanijix zanijix is a new spiritual name for bat kings aluwagula, lagu wa wé batmarmithagon changed his name to zanijix aluwagula lagu wa wé
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intense leaf 00:55
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fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy now have you seen the grunterpuss blurking down the lane on the rocks near the hedges in the spaceship flyin in a purple nibdonegulary nebula parade it’s a star, it’s a pig, it’s a star-pig grunterpuss captain of the fluff box knower of k’tundranox inventor of g’moodrés-sauce fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy fummy grunterpuss of noagy hoagy now have you seen the grunterpuss blurking near the sea? it relaxed, heard a quack— was there a duck nearby? time to jump time to hide time to give the duck a ride back to the pensacola mooing station an inky squid says hi and they play a game of blixxt
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aegermork 02:08
hmachu vi, amno di, amno ikti gickti gree culpo bya, ento sna, ento buunti fuunti fa oof eek muudra-mi, glarfo-hekking hooldraspi buell-thath urnglomark fempo grikni intobark aegermork… bennesoath… grimminix… faebdohoath… spérminoth… gramunah… ilguox… haktojah fil-strith ibnobye, krumping bumping glibnogye hrar-eeth bandosné, funto dunto dimno dé kyoww kyoww kraugenau, haugen ipni-jipni fow urgno-sna, binto ha, binto into grinto gra aegermork… bennesoath… grimminix… faebdohoath… spérminoth… gramunah… ilguox… haktojah hyarr-vox vimnothox, porgen orgen snorgen snox blythe varg fepto harg, fepto epto grepto grarg hmachu vi, amno di, amno ikti gickti gree culpo bya, ento sna, ento buunti fuunti fa aegermork… bennesoath… grimminix… faebdohoath… spérminoth… gramunah… ilguox… haktojah
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hammersmith 01:24
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radio snakio 02:41
radio… snakio… radio… snakio… radio snakio radio… snakio… radio… snakio… radio snakio tune in to the sounds of the serpent king turn up the volume til your ears ring you’ll make a snakey sniffer come to life you don’t know what you been missin until you drive that car really far “drive what car?” —the radio snakio car “radio snakio’s not a car” —it’s a metaphorical car “how do you drive that car?” —by listening, man “steering with your ears?” —steering with your ears “so where can i take it?” —anywhere you’d like to “even a smooth-jazz bathroom??” NAY!! anywhere but a smooth-jazz bathroom but you can use it to get OUT of a smooth-jazz bathroom… “help, i’m stuck in a smoothjazz bathroom how, can i get away?” (x2) (smooth jazz singing and kazoo) “help, i’m stuck in a smoothjazz bathroom how, can i get away?” (x2) —you can get out of the smooth jazz bathroom by tuning in to radio snakiooo radio… snakio… radio… snakio… radio snakio radio… snakio… radio… snakio… radio snakio radio serpentio, radio snakio radio snakio, radio serpentio namyo ho radio snakio namyo ho radio snakio “namyo ho rengekyo* snakio” *nam myoho renge kyo is a tibetan buddhist mantra, i didn’t make it up. but i may be the first to combine it with snakio…?
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dumbstruck in potatoes bouncing luagwégo weela walla w’lalla sh’palla (x2) huzza nuxxon dumidé, ralgithé, forbité, grickulé foson b’nixxon huzza nuxxon dumidé, ralgithé, forbité, grickulé foson b’non (x2) dumbstruck in potatoes bouncing luagwégo weela walla w’lalla sh’palla (x2) huzza nuxxon dumidé, ralgithé, forbité, grickulé foson b’nixxon huzza nuxxon dumidé, ralgithé, forbité, grickulé foson b’non (x2)
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on west 01:06

about

hyowwrr folks
this is my little album
a glimpse into my imagination
an interdimensional adventure of bright snethy worlds
listen with an open mind and many delights could be yours
know that many of the words have not existed on earth before
and many of the rhythms never played on a cello
this is my happy place



“tharnox” to mouse nico dylan haley
raboon mom milkywayradio fronthill crew and timothy
who helped this become itself
$$$
rushadicus uses glasser bows with synthetic hair and d’addario strings (thxx)
and a bambazoo kazoo from a travelling kazoo salesman in portland
as well as a goldcoloured kazoo from rome
$$$
some fun notes:
portato is in 5/8
them saw them is in 7/8
pinitoka is in 9/4
‘fummy grunterpuss’ and ‘robots’ were composed in switzerland
portato was composed on a plane from germany to california
i woke up at 5am one morning with the chorus of pinitoka in my head
then wrote 5 verses to legitimize it
blowin around was composed while driving way out on carmel valley road
slivvurrr is about our pet fish guess his name
being vegan is one of the best things to do

credits

released September 30, 2018

all songs composed and performed by rushadicus
a.k.a rushad eggleston (c) 2018

recorded (& mixed) at yurtville in big sur, CA
on 4-track cassette

mastered by timothy stollenwork at stereophonic mastering
portland, oregon

cello vox & kazoo were recorded live together
then overdubs were added for art’s sake
all the rhythms you hear the rhythm cello playing
are organically produced with no trickery or delay
just some distortion

cover art by some internet person and portato added by mouse princess

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